Noony and Nunni
This recurring sketch was one of my favorites of the last 10 years of SNL.
Pictured, Jason Sudeikis as college boyfriend ‘Geoff’ sitting on The Hair Chair by Möbus™, holding the latest in mobile toiletry, The Carry Pot by Human Function™.
“Deliverance” Duelin’ Banjas
I’m about to go and take my first banja lesson. In no time at all, I will make my banja squeal like a pig.
My banja has a pretty mouth.
UPDATE: I missed my lesson because I got called in by the office to work on a stupid awful movie. So once again, it is I who has the pretty mouth.
Ray Walston as ‘Poopdeck Pappy’
Did you know Popeye’s dad was called ‘Poopdeck Pappy’? Did you know a ‘Poop Deck Pappy’ is a cocktail containing 1/2 jigger Blackberry Brandy, 1/4 jigger port wine, and 1/4 jigger brandy?
Neither did I until Briana sent me an old-tyme recipe card to make one. And now I need to buy a jigger.
“I have had a goatee beard since I was in my early twenties, so pretty much my whole adult life. So shaving it off and seeing forty percent of my face for the first time in about twenty years was kind of… awful. “So that’s what’s been going on under there”. Ugh. My chin, and the one behind it, looked like a porn actor’s shaved balls.
Louis C.K. on shaving for his part in Ricky Gervais’ new movie
via Maximum Fun
JOBBOTRON IS OPERATIONAL
YLNT JOBBOTRON is now operational and ready to help you figure out what to do with the rest of your life.
via yourmonkeycalled
If you’re like everybody, you hate your job and see no way out. Let us offer a way out, friend.
Vintage stereoscopic photography
When you align your eyes just right, it looks like that lady has an ice cream cone on her head.
via vintagephoto
‘Sex Panther’ to be Defictionalized by the guy who brought you Brawndo!
From the New York Times:
A graphic designer with very particular pop-culture tastes, Hottelet has started a business devoted to bringing to life certain products from movies. His business is called Omni Consumer Products, a name borrowed from the fictional megacorporation in “Robocop.” In addition to Brawndo, Omni has acquired from Paramount the license to market Sex Panther, a made-up cologne from the Will Ferrell vehicle “Anchorman”.
Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.
Of course, should you decide to wear Sex Panther when it goes to market, beware the consequences.
Tim, Eric and Zach for Absolut (the unreleased 2nd spot)
Zach Galifianakis has body image issues.
Video at Best Week Ever.