November 2007
109 posts
TUMBLR 3 NEEDS...
FAVORITES. i’ll tell you what tumblr needs, since v3 rolls out tomorrow. Twitter lets me favorite a post i find clever, pertinent, or thought-provoking. i get to peruse other Twitter users’ favorites and discover new Twitter streams to follow.
the only way to give positive feedback to tumblr users is to “ReBlog” them or just good ol’ fashioned link to them. but...
October 2007
181 posts
lonelysandwich: i’ve decided i retroactively dressed myself up as a “sexy operating system” today. more of a conceptual costume, really.
lonelysandwich: who will join me in faking serious injury near people dressed as medical staff? these clowns need to be taught a lesson.
lonelysandwich: for theme park characters and theme restaurant servers, there is no Halloween. COSTUMED WORKERS OF THE WORLD, RISE UP AGAINST THE MOCKERY.
lonelysandwich: oh, there’s a screw - right underneath the ‘D’ key. guess I won’t be needing that letter any longer.
lonelysandwich: swapping hard drive on MBP. 9 holes, 6 screws. oh, what’s a complete idiot to do?
“This makes two Morgan Freeman voice-overed films THIS YEAR, adding onto the...”
– my friend and coworker Joseph, who started a will-be-awesome tumblr blog yesterday and who shares my fascination with the art of the turdy trailer.
lonelysandwich: i just used linux for the first time and it feels kind of awesome, like i hacked into the mainframe.
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ANDREW W.K. IS AWESOME AND JESSE MENTIONED ME ON JORDAN JESSE GO.
lonelysandwich: overheard: “the garbage strike and the writers’ strike are pretty much the same thing.”
“I’ve told [him] that he was an asshole basically for doing that. And so...”
– David Cronenberg, unhappy that Paul Haggis also used the name Crash as a film title
Paul Haggis is an asshole for making Crash even if David Cronenberg had never been born.
via Vulture
lonelysandwich: if you don’t agree that a hard-swinging piano solo is the best thing on the fucking planet you’re probably just not given to superlatives.
lonelysandwich: OS X 10.6 codename: Mungo, 10.7: Jellylorum
lonelysandwich: a box with leopard, a box with guitar hero, and i can’t play with either because i’m working. i feel like a jewish kid on christmas morning.
lonelysandwich: working all weekend for BIG delivery tomorrow. looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
MELISSAGIRA [HYPOTHETICALLY] GETS IN ON THE GAME
Should I Ever Have Sucked Cock for Money, A Short List of Things I Never Heard
Suck my cock
Suck my hairy balls
Suck it, whore
Whore-prostitute, get down there and suck it
Whore
Make me a lonely sandwich
someone’s earned herself some Blogbucks.
Eleanor Flannery Mann →
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HANKINS WINS 100,000 BLOGBUCKS AND MY COLD, ROBOTIC HEART my very first contest has been a resounding success. thanks, justin.
lonelysandwich: who else here clicked merlin’s link with one eye closed anticipating health class flashback? go, Manns! and just, y’know, have fun with it.
lonelysandwich: a man named bojay just brought me near tears with his rendition of “ain’t no sunshine” on his guitar out on broadway. thanks, bojay.
lonelysandwich: King Buzzo’s specialty cocktail as a celebrity bartender: the Vienna Floater - a shot of Jägermeister with a sausage in it.
Synergicized
a friend said a nice thing. so i plucked my Twitter out from near-total obscurity and massaged it back into my tumblr.
oh, what a few words of encouragement can do. if you want me to take it back out, just send me a message. this week, my self-esteem is in the shitter, so more than likely, all it will take is one.
lonelysandwich: proud owner of a shiny, holographic new X. dammit, Apple - why do you make me save your boxes?
lonelysandwich: ‘Area man made to feel like total douche for still enjoying The Onion.’ oh, well. at least SNL is still hilarious. right?
Divergemified
i took the Twitter stream out of my tumblr flow.
lonelysandwich: if you take all the aggression out of it, “cut the shit” is pretty evocative, visually. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: a favorite pastime where i work is reenacting the QVC knife show self-impaling. “the tip just got me, odell!” is a crowd-pleaser. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: Guitar Hero Wii reserved for sunday. a much better way to entertain guests than my collection of language lessons on vinyl. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: “perhaps you know ‘fruitcake’, from the popular jokes about it?” jordan of jordan jesse go, y’all. listen here. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: Fake Steve just told us Facebook got another half-a-billy from hedge funds. the guy is a living blog. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
“The bookish kids reading Harry Potter novels may not go on to control the world,...”
– Chuck Klosterman, Esquire
lonelysandwich: yeah, i jumpstarted a car just now. so, i’m virile. get over it. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
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BLADERINGER because i’ve been geeking out on Blade Runner/Vangelis since the Final Cut came out (i don’t know why, i don’t even like the movie that much but something in the sound gets inside me), here are some ringtones. use the new iToner to get ‘em on your iPhone (now 1.1.1-compatible!). there’s a long and short version of a Vangelissy musical ring-sounding...
lonelysandwich: business attire this morning: a polo shirt I got free with the purchase of a singha beer. i’ve just plain stopped trying. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: well, i just got word i don’t get to do that thing that i wanted to do. but i’m okay with that. thanks for listening. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: (sorry, i just watched ‘Information R/evolution’. i lap this shit up.) (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: there’s a point at which more kids know what wikipedia is than what an encyclopedia is. are we there yet? (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)