September 2007
189 posts
lonelysandwich: dog pees on a stack of yellow pages. at least they’re good for a punchline. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: Why am I just now learning about this?!? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairway_to_Steven and why, for the love of Zeppelin, on Fresh Air? (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: _Utterly_ perplexed by Twitter Blocks and its Q*bert 2.0-like nature. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
August 2007
179 posts
lonelysandwich: on my phone, every smudge, a story. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: percentage of twitters i follow that i’ve met in person: 7. percentage that would recognize me on the street: 2. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: dr pepper jelly beans almost taste like generic soda-esque flavor-ishness instead of like ass. almost. one step closer to the future. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: everybody’s workin’ FTW -Loverboy (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: no, gizmo. i’m not gonna buy the iCar, and no that’s not an iMug on my desk. smartass. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: apparently, the Ravens’ line is one of the best lines in the NFL. they’re gonna pound the ball. thanks for that, gizmo. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: two coworkers talking sports in my office: please stop. please stop. please stop. please stop. please stop. please stop. please stop. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: screed is a made-up word, right? if it isn’t, it should be, because i just screed myself. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
“It shouldn’t need to be stated that depression can strike anyone,...”
– well said by jesse
lonelysandwich: microblogging, in every sense of the word. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
Watchbeen watching you for a while, now, chelsea peretti. and you know what, chelsea peretti? you are one funny lady.
Ouch! it Burns when i Feed!
so i’m really sorry to have to do this, but i switched over to FeedBurner for my RSS feed, and i’d be really grateful if anyone out there currently subscribed to my tumblr-brewed feed would update it with the following:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/lonelysandwich
i’m sorry to have to break it to you like this, but my doctor said it was the responsible way to handle such a...
lonelysandwich: band name idea: Senator Larry Craig’s Wide Stance (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: quite alright, homeless man that just kicked a pigeon at me. i don’t take it personally. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: celebrities are characters based loosely on actual people. that said, i hope owen wilson is okay. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
“It’s all about cheating and betting and how things are fixed and everything...”
– Susan Sarandon on the Wachowskis’ Speed Racer, in an article where she hints at some effects alchemy the brothers are sure to bump the world with, once again.
via highindustrial
lonelysandwich: feels good to follow Twitters in multiples of 6. nobody else say anything clever for awhile (or do so in groups of 6). (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: i’m so impressed by how radio lab neuroscientist VS Ramachandran manages to trill words without any R’s in them. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: love means never having to say j/k. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: my dog affected the disaffected, got free sausage, and took a crap in the span of 2 minutes. Dignan For The Walk! (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: favoriting your own tweet: uncouth, masturbatory or just good self-esteem? (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: Pygmailion: an email you’ve composed so well, revised so lovingly, you can’t stop reading it (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: you call this an interrobang‽ (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: today i rock the undershirt on the beach: fatkid-style. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: KRTH 101 is 35? either they started out playing contemporary hits or i’m older than i thought. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: this whole thing is so brewster mccloud. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
lonelysandwich: I get to do cirque this evening. you know, make a night of it. (via Twitter / lonelysandwich)
