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“iPhone 3G features wishlist: IM, videocam, wifi sync, better drugs, endless war, k-fed, US out of California, wookies, magic, cut and paste.” — Mat Honan
Yes, Zach Galifianakis. Yesssssssssssss.
Trailer here, via goldenfiddle.
Noony and Nunni
This recurring sketch was one of my favorites of the last 10 years of SNL.
Pictured, Jason Sudeikis as college boyfriend ‘Geoff’ sitting on The Hair Chair by Möbus™, holding the latest in mobile toiletry, The Carry Pot by Human Function™.
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Ray Walston as ‘Poopdeck Pappy’
Did you know Popeye’s dad was called ‘Poopdeck Pappy’? Did you know a ‘Poop Deck Pappy’ is a cocktail containing 1/2 jigger Blackberry Brandy, 1/4 jigger port wine, and 1/4 jigger brandy?
Neither did I until Briana sent me an old-tyme recipe card to make one. And now I need to buy a jigger.
Supergirl thinks Popeye’s Chicken is fuckin’ awesome.
“I have had a goatee beard since I was in my early twenties, so pretty much my whole adult life. So shaving it off and seeing forty percent of my face for the first time in about twenty years was kind of… awful. “So that’s what’s been going on under there”. Ugh. My chin, and the one behind it, looked like a porn actor’s shaved balls.” —
Louis C.K. on shaving for his part in Ricky Gervais’ new movie
via Maximum Fun
JOBBOTRON IS OPERATIONAL
YLNT JOBBOTRON is now operational and ready to help you figure out what to do with the rest of your life.
via yourmonkeycalled
If you’re like everybody, you hate your job and see no way out. Let us offer a way out, friend.
