yourmonkeycalled:

Tumblr “Crushes”
I love the new Tumblr Version 5 feature that allows you to see whom you’ve favorited the most. My Top 9 faves were kind of surprising:
The Staples® Easy Button
Anonymous lit blogger Salman Rushdie’s Eyebrow
The Calculus
Former Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor
Awesome rapper Fred Durst
Inspirational gymnast Mary Lou Retton
Jared, obviously
 Raymond co-star Brad Garrett
Legendary DJ Rick Dees
Check ‘em out!

Dick.

yourmonkeycalled:

Tumblr “Crushes”

I love the new Tumblr Version 5 feature that allows you to see whom you’ve favorited the most. My Top 9 faves were kind of surprising:

  1. The Staples® Easy Button
  2. Anonymous lit blogger Salman Rushdie’s Eyebrow
  3. The Calculus
  4. Former Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor
  5. Awesome rapper Fred Durst
  6. Inspirational gymnast Mary Lou Retton
  7. Jared, obviously
  8. Raymond co-star Brad Garrett
  9. Legendary DJ Rick Dees

Check ‘em out!

Dick.

Tumblr leg-humps
via Jacob, my Tumblr leg-humps—those whose legs I most vehemently hump, according to the new Helvetica-Dashboarded Tumblr 5’s accounting of my “likes”:
 Liana, Joseph, Raza 
 Sox, Glass, Leannet 
 Merlin, Scott, SeoulBrother
Wow, I have unsurprisingly great taste in people.

Tumblr leg-humps

via Jacob, my Tumblr leg-humps—those whose legs I most vehemently hump, according to the new Helvetica-Dashboarded Tumblr 5’s accounting of my “likes”:

Wow, I have unsurprisingly great taste in people.

Chooser
This one’s for the Mac nerds.  The Chooser came up in conversation today (it happens).
Apple will be just fine.

Chooser

This one’s for the Mac nerds.  The Chooser came up in conversation today (it happens).

Apple will be just fine.



Electro-Harmonix Voice Box demo feat. Jack Conte and Nataly Dawn

via Boing Boing, but I don’t care.  The music is so great I want to remember it.

When that ineffable compound of depression, sadness (these two are not the same), anxiety, self-hatred, sense of failure and fear for the future begins to steal over you, start telling yourself that what you have is a hangover… . You have not suffered a minor brain lesion, you are not all that bad at your job, your family and friends are not leagued in a conspiracy of barely maintained silence about what a shit you are, you have not come at last to see life as it really is.

Kingsley Amis describes the “metaphysical hangover” in “A Few Too Many” from The New Yorker.

via twitter/gotophilk

SF Sketchfest ohmygodohmygodohmygod
I’m showing 17-year-old me the Sketchfest bill for Sunday the 25th and 17-year-old me is pissing in his Dockers, the bulk of which is pooling in his black Cons then soaking in his virginity and angst.  And he’s making no effort to hide the fact that he’ll be in Stella’s audience and not future his own.  And I don’t blame him, but he should probably change into his other Dockers.
If you’re in town that night, do yourself a tremendous favor and see Stella.  I saw them in LA last month and it was tremendous.  But do us a tremendous favor and buy a ticket to our show which we do with our good friends Jordan Jesse GO! under the banner “Monsters of Podcasting”.  It’ll be good fun and Stella already has all the money they need.

SF Sketchfest ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I’m showing 17-year-old me the Sketchfest bill for Sunday the 25th and 17-year-old me is pissing in his Dockers, the bulk of which is pooling in his black Cons then soaking in his virginity and angst.  And he’s making no effort to hide the fact that he’ll be in Stella’s audience and not future his own.  And I don’t blame him, but he should probably change into his other Dockers.

If you’re in town that night, do yourself a tremendous favor and see Stella.  I saw them in LA last month and it was tremendous.  But do us a tremendous favor and buy a ticket to our show which we do with our good friends Jordan Jesse GO! under the banner “Monsters of Podcasting”.  It’ll be good fun and Stella already has all the money they need.

Dicknose Fireball
Gruber wore this at Macworld.  There’s a story.
via my flickr
Well, now John’s linked to it and now flickr thinks it’s got some Interestingness.  Silly Internet.

Dicknose Fireball

Gruber wore this at Macworld.  There’s a story.

via my flickr

Well, now John’s linked to it and now flickr thinks it’s got some Interestingness.  Silly Internet.



Nathan Barley can wear two Blueteeth.

No one else should.

United Artists
Charlie Chaplin & Mary Pickford atop Douglas Fairbanks
via vintagephoto

United Artists

Charlie Chaplin & Mary Pickford atop Douglas Fairbanks

via vintagephoto

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