YouTube with the unintentional yet time-honored funny. YouTube with the unintentional yet time-honored funny.
Dec 02 2007 1:49pm
I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. Butterflies with powertools and an odd sense of humor.
Dec 02 2007 8:34am

Buy it here. Read it there.

“I’m Not There” (2007)

Who remembers who they’ve been?  I don’t know from Dylan.  Turns out I don’t know from myself and all the selfs I’ve been.  And that’s what makes this the perfect biography.  ’Citizen Kane’ played on the restaurant’s TV before the show.

I’ve been so many people, I look back and can hardly remember who they all were.  Today, I’m someone different from who I was yesterday.

I was a different person when the movie began from when the movie ended.  And again, different when I sat down to write this.  Tomorrow, I’ll be someone else again. 

“The only truly natural things are dreams, which nature cannot touch with decay.”

Sorry to get all heavy.  It was just that kind of movie. 

Dec 02 2007 12:20am
“Central Park is a theme park, and the theme is ‘park.’
—

Briana Mowrey

via buzz

Dec 01 2007 12:49pm

Kottke gets meta.  The Onion made him do it.

(Related: Onion Radio recently turned an unkind mirror on Rex.) 

Dec 01 2007 12:29pm


Snoop - “Sensual Seduction” dir. Melina

The opening synth progression gets me wet.  The star filter seals the deal.

via infy 

Dec 01 2007 12:25pm
Crayola’s Answer to ‘Operation’ for the Body-Modding and Self-Mutilating? No poverty of taste intended, but I’ve only ever known the word ‘cutter’ (on its own, without the help of a modifier like ‘cookie’) to mean those, typically teens, who self-injure with sharp objects to relieve emotional pain.  (I’ve come to find out it’s also industry jargon for one who specializes in body modification, but that has more to do with willful creative expression and therefore is less morbid.) Either way, these newfangled scissors for the Millennials, for which ads have been running on Nick at Nite in these pre-Christmas times - I would’ve used the hell out of them as a kid.

Crayola’s Answer to ‘Operation’ for the Body-Modding and Self-Mutilating?

No poverty of taste intended, but I’ve only ever known the word ‘cutter’ (on its own, without the help of a modifier like ‘cookie’) to mean those, typically teens, who self-injure with sharp objects to relieve emotional pain.  (I’ve come to find out it’s also industry jargon for one who specializes in body modification, but that has more to do with willful creative expression and therefore is less morbid.)

Either way, these newfangled scissors for the Millennials, for which ads have been running on Nick at Nite in these pre-Christmas times - I would’ve used the hell out of them as a kid.

Dec 01 2007 12:14pm
Company memo this morning: “A crew from Cinemax is coming today, so be on your best behavior.” Wait a second, I’ve seen Cinemax.
Nov 30 2007 4:00pm
Blog name ideas from 1987: Halley’s Comment. Hands Across the Internet. The Color of Purple Money. Webster’s Secret Passage.
Nov 30 2007 2:20pm


Atmospheric Moods - “LA Rain”

Relax and unwind to the soothing sounds of Los Angeles rain, light traffic and the dulcet tones of my next door neighbor Opera Lady Please Shut the Fuck Up.

Nov 30 2007 1:00pm