NOW YOU CAN PLAY ‘PROJECT RUNWAY’ AT HOME!
these people aren’t real fashion people, right? this is for the new Parker Brothers ‘Project Runway: Intense Fashion Battle’ play-along board game. right?
“Wishing @lonelysandwich would publish his Twitter archive in a biweekly tabloid format, so I can read it while I’m in the can.
Bento (Think Inside the Box)
fairly excited about this new little database app from Filemaker (the people who brought you Filemaker). in a former life i was pretty heavy into the Filemaker developing, semi-almost-professional, even. tables and fields, many-to-many, that kind of shit. tickled the latent programmer in me. Filemaker was always too cumbersome and never Mac enough for me, though. but the quaint little Bento brand is enough to whet my appetite.
ps - Dear Filemaker, re: the tagline - you’re welcome.
CONDI AND THE FLY
the piece CNN just ran on a fly that just wouldn’t leave Condi be during a recent George Stephanopoulos interview (with archival footage of other politicians being harassed by flies) is easily the most entertaining thing CNN has aired, ever.
CNN has found its Animals Close Up, With A Wide Angled Lens.
i am in the possession of a Certified Authentic Super Mario Galaxy Commemorative Launch Coin, which has the Power to retroactively reinstate the player’s Virginity.
guess what i’ll be doing for the next two weeks! (hint: not having sex.)
VIRGIN AMERICA: NOW IN THE WHALE’S VAGINA
i’ve yet to fly the darling airline of the internet, but invoking Ron Burgundy in online promotional material? Virgin America is the winner.
“I spend my time online looking for pictures of cats with poor grammar. I spend my time watching my friend’s videos on vimeo. I spend my time obsessively checking the dashboard of my tumblr. Tonight I tried to sit down and read some Vonnegut but I couldn’t.
LOLINATED=TARZANICIZED AND TONTOFIED
“dog just peed on piano. (not blame him - he huge john cage fan.)”
my last tumblr/Twitter post, LOLinated:
via UR MONKEY CALLED