ALVIN EATS THEODORE'S POOP WHILE SIMON WATCHES.

this trailer for the new CG/live action “Alvin and the Chipmunks” with Jason Lee makes me want to cut myself.

i don’t actually know whether it’s a trailer or a teaser.  my gut tells me when there’s a hot lunch involved, it’s more of a teaser. 

We are debating the meaning of “torture.”  An overwhelming majority of America disapproves of a war that the majority of congress was supposed to stop.  A vacancy in the position of “top cop” is being filled by yet another “yes man.”  The dollar is roughly equivalent to a tinkle.

However, a man who only knows the letters 1 and 9 leads all Republican contenders, and a woman who inspires resentment and hatred not seen since this current president leads all Democratic contenders.  A writers’ strike blankets first pages across the nation.  And I “tumbl.”  My eyes have yet to adjust to the sun.

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lonelysandwich: walking my dog is helping me to grasp the nature of the web. he no longer pees on every passing bush, he tweets on it.
lonelysandwich: my analyst says i over-favorite as a compensatory mechanism.

TUMBLR 3 NEEDS...

FAVORITES. i’ll tell you what tumblr needs, since v3 rolls out tomorrow. Twitter lets me favorite a post i find clever, pertinent, or thought-provoking. i get to peruse other Twitter users’ favorites and discover new Twitter streams to follow.

the only way to give positive feedback to tumblr users is to “ReBlog” them or just good ol’ fashioned link to them. but what if i like a post and don’t want to have to republish it to express my liking of it? what if i want to know who else liked that post? what if i want to know who liked my posts? what if i want to know which tumblr users have the highest degree of shared likes with me?

that’s what tumblr needs. favorites. let’s see if karp can make that happen in the next two hours.

GUITAR HERO GIVES YOU WINGS

last night i cracked open the new Guitar Hero III for Wii, and about 4 songs into my set, i had the overwhelming desire for a Red Bull.

not that there’s anything new about this, or wrong about this, it just struck me as kind of crude, is all, to have the product placed just sort of haphazardly on the floor.

GUITAR HERO GIVES YOU WINGS

last night i cracked open the new Guitar Hero III for Wii, and about 4 songs into my set, i had the overwhelming desire for a Red Bull.

not that there’s anything new about this, or wrong about this, it just struck me as kind of crude, is all, to have the product placed just sort of haphazardly on the floor.

lonelysandwich: i’ve decided i retroactively dressed myself up as a “sexy operating system” today. more of a conceptual costume, really.
lonelysandwich: who will join me in faking serious injury near people dressed as medical staff? these clowns need to be taught a lesson.