The Dee is for ‘December’
William December Williams “responded indifferently to the criticism of his appearances in the liquor commercials. When questioned about his appearances he was quoted as saying”:
I drink, you drink. Hell, if marijuana was legal, I’d appear in a commercial for it.
Rules #3 and 4: Wurlitzer and cashmere work every other time and every 4th time, respectively.
Rule #8: Don’t bother recording foley for the sound of this can opening. I said it works every time, dammit.