“Generally, the rule seems to be the more badass your gamertag, the more time you’ve spent living in the apartment above your parents’ garage. I’ve seen a lot of gamertags like “BigBadMofo” and “DiabloHelixx” and “Bad2ThaBonz” and “ChestExploder84.” My gamertag is ‘glenn close.’”

- Todd Levin is a gamer? that’s surprising. (read no sarcasm into that statement.) (read no sarcasm into that one either.) i just wouldn’t have expected it, that’s all.

the handle ‘glenn close’ doesn’t surprise me, though. in my mercifully brief foray into online dating years ago, i thought my sense of playfulness and media literacy would come across in my nickname ‘kinka usher.’ guess how many ladies that one brought in.

Birdhouse — A notepad for Twitter