“Ninja Assassin” (2009) trailer
I post this not because it looks especially good (though it does look especially kickass, which is unrelated to good) but because anyone who claims to know me knows my affinity for the ninja movie genre—especially the Shô Kosugi/Golan-Globus collaborations of the early 80s.
And I might have dismissed “Ninja Assassin” entirely if not for this major coup: the character Lord Ozunu (the badass middle-aged bad guy in the trailer) is played by none other than my childhood hero, the icon of many a bedroom poster, Shô Kosugi. This is going to be fucking sweet. One time I pooped in my ninja costume.