Joseph Loves His Job
“While sweeping up crumbs, bits of cheese, and other scraps from a meal for adults, I had a conversation with one of said well-paid adults who left bits of food all over the table and floor. He stopped and looked out the window.
‘Mm. Baby blue Porsche. I should get one of those.’
I lifted the dustpan and emptied it into the trash can.”
— bittentongue