1 and CLAP and 3 and CLAP and

“no, not gonorrhea

so tonight i actually witnessed what i had only joked about before…auditory race classification.  a blind man could have decided who was white and who was black with 100% accuracy.  the identifier?  the clap.  it was 1 and 3 vs beats 2 and 4, and it was glorious.”

chloesanchez

I’ve glared it at you before, white man, and I’ll glare it at you again: IF IT’S NOT TEJANO, YOU DO NOT CLAP ON THE 1 AND 3.  (Unless you want to.  I mean, it’s all just beautiful music.  But you really are fucking it up for the rest of us.  Oh, and some styles of Afrobeat are okay.)

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