1 and CLAP and 3 and CLAP and
“no, not gonorrhea
so tonight i actually witnessed what i had only joked about before…auditory race classification. a blind man could have decided who was white and who was black with 100% accuracy. the identifier? the clap. it was 1 and 3 vs beats 2 and 4, and it was glorious.”
I’ve glared it at you before, white man, and I’ll glare it at you again: IF IT’S NOT TEJANO, YOU DO NOT CLAP ON THE 1 AND 3. (Unless you want to. I mean, it’s all just beautiful music. But you really are fucking it up for the rest of us. Oh, and some styles of Afrobeat are okay.)