[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Something terrifying is going on at the USAA call center
This is what happens when you call USAA at midnight because you’re locked out of your account. Okay:
A) I don’t know how to say that.
B) Please hold while I change my pants, crap them a second and third time, then cry in the shower.
C) I saw District 9. This does not end well.
