Alien vs. Predator vs. New Year’s Eve

A beeping sounded from the kitchen, and Predator rushed in to remove the stuffed mushroom caps from the oven. The tray was burning hot, but of course Predator was insensitive to the heat. He used his 18-inch long wrist blades to spear the mushroom caps onto a dish left to him by his nanna. A screeching from the living room was followed by an abrupt shift from the new Ghostface album to Daft Punk’s concert stuff. Predator hated it when Alien messed with his iPod, but it was New Years Eve, and he was the host.

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