“The Tale of Bertles and Skint” by Jon Daly
Just so we’re clear, here’s what went down:
Bertles and his brother, Skint, were out of fandleberry cheese! The two half-oblins drew Snortle cards. Bah! 2 of haystacks!? Ace of shields! cried Bertles as he farted gently out of his half-oblin rear. Oh kumpledoop! said Skint as he lashed his bumblebag to his chenst. Poor old boy!
Jon Daly, elevating it.
