The Seagulls and the Sea Will Still Be There Tomorrow
A Profile of Aaron Nevins
By AARON NEVINS
Aaron is sort of incredible at writing funny, considering his age, relative intelligence and height. Here’s an excerpt to get you started.
“I always thought it would be cool to have one of those in-depth, magazine-style profiles written about me,” he explained, nursing a decaffeinated Red Bull with a shot of non-alcoholic Vodka. “But I haven’t done anything noteworthy, so there’s been no demand for anybody to write one.”
He was beginning to draw stares from other patrons of the bar, primarily due to the fact that he was talking at full volume to himself.
“So one day, I just said, ‘Fine, I’ll write a profile about me.’”