hystericalparoxysm:“Created to celebrate the modern woman, the Once.™ single-use panty provides beauty and simplicity in a panty that can be worn once and tossed. [Ed. note: Not to be confused with the film by the same name. Although, I think the tagline could be similar: “How often do you wear the right panties? Once.”] When Should I Wear Once?Created for the modern woman, the Once.™ single-use panty with its breathable, soft, stretchy and stylish fit, is perfect for: On-the-go Life’s little surprises Travel Spa Gym or sports Outdoor activities During your period When there is no time for laundry” Um, can we back up for a second? Wouldn’t you think “Life’s little surprises” is probably their lady-like euphemism for when you have a menstrual blood tsunami, or whatever? Right. So…then…how come they have “during your period” further down the list? If “Life’s little surprises” isn’t getting your period early, I’m a bit confused and more than a bit afraid of what they might be referring to.

hystericalparoxysm:

“Created to celebrate the modern woman, the Once.™ single-use panty provides beauty and simplicity in a panty that can be worn once and tossed. [Ed. note: Not to be confused with the film by the same name. Although, I think the tagline could be similar: “How often do you wear the right panties? Once.”]

When Should I Wear Once?
Created for the modern woman, the Once.™ single-use panty with its breathable, soft, stretchy and stylish fit, is perfect for:

  • On-the-go
  • Life’s little surprises
  • Travel
  • Spa
  • Gym or sports
  • Outdoor activities
  • During your period
  • When there is no time for laundry”

Um, can we back up for a second? Wouldn’t you think “Life’s little surprises” is probably their lady-like euphemism for when you have a menstrual blood tsunami, or whatever? Right.

So…then…how come they have “during your period” further down the list? If “Life’s little surprises” isn’t getting your period early, I’m a bit confused and more than a bit afraid of what they might be referring to.

Feb 22 2008 2:45pm
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