Viertel’s Scenic Impound Lot
Hypothetically, if you were to forget that you’d parked your car in front of a hydrant yesterday while unloading a Christmas tree, and you were hypothetically to find today that your car had been towed to a nearby Official Police Garage where it awaited the $250 that you probably didn’t need for Christmas presents anyway, at least the LA City Parking website is there to sweeten the deal with a fun picture of where you will hypothetically be going to have the time of your life and not at all be scowled at.

Viertel’s Scenic Impound Lot

Hypothetically, if you were to forget that you’d parked your car in front of a hydrant yesterday while unloading a Christmas tree, and you were hypothetically to find today that your car had been towed to a nearby Official Police Garage where it awaited the $250 that you probably didn’t need for Christmas presents anyway, at least the LA City Parking website is there to sweeten the deal with a fun picture of where you will hypothetically be going to have the time of your life and not at all be scowled at.

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