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Virgin America Team Leader Kylie for Class Treasurer

I know I’ll come off as a stodgy old coot for saying this, but I remember back when a flight attendant had at least the poise and presence not to sound like she’d just rolled up for home room to read the morning announcements. Step it up, there, Kylie. My life is in your hands.

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