lonelysandwich

This is how all newscasters sound to me. It’s like she’s making up her own language, as if she had a sister with whom she grew up feral in the backwoods who was Jodie Foster. From the movie Nell. Uhchickapaaaaay. Back to you, Chim.

nickyoussef:

I’m pretty sure this newscaster is having a stroke.

via shirtdress

Here’s a caveat, if I may: if it turns out that this was, in fact a symptom of something medically serious going on with Serene Branson, then it’s far less funny and I’ll remove this post at once. I’m not a doctor, and am unfamiliar with the symptoms of a stroke, so to me it just looked like a professional on-air person deftly covering for blundering some words. I hope she’s okay. Serious.

(via thiserikalife)