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Serene Branson, CBS News, Internet superstar as of…now
UPDATE: Here’s a caveat, if I may. If it turns out that this was, in fact a symptom of something medically serious going on with Serene Branson, then it’s far less funny and I’ll remove this post at once. I’m not a doctor, and am unfamiliar with the symptoms of a stroke, so to me it just looked like a professional on-air person deftly covering for blundering some words. I hope she’s okay. Serious.
