“Please call Stella. Ask her to bring these things with her from the store: Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother Bob. We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. She can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet her Wednesday at the train station.
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the speech accent archive, a compendium of recordings of accents from around the world, set to Dadaist poetry
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UPDATE: Neven adds one to the bag. I think it’s “Mid-Atlantic Muppet”.