“You know why your grandparents don’t like Barack Obama? Because his name sounds scary, it sounds Muslim, which he’s obviously not. Yes. Barack Hussein Obama, it’s a super fucking shitty name. But you’d think that somebody named Manischewitz Guberman might understand that.
— Sarah Silverman for The Great Schlep, a call to all Jews to get out to Florida to convince Nana and Papa to vote for Obama. I’m just going to say it, even though I know I’ll regret this. Lox the Vote. There, now I hate myself. Like a good Jew.
