Goddamn, this is gonna be a zany good time.
So I had these traffic schools to choose from to clear a ticket from my record. It was a tough choice; I nearly went with IdiotsTrafficSchool.com simply by the sheer brazen stupidity of the name. Alas, I settled on LosAngelesDriver.com because it’s specific, it’s local, and it speaks to me more as a Los Angeles Driver and less as a Cheap, Lazy Idiot or a fan of Comedy or Laffing.
But I ask you this: whence the comedy/traffic school crossover? Okay, I get it. Pre-Internet, it was a big draw for a Student of Traffic Law to matriculate where the faculty was likely to pass the time with yuckemups and heehaws spicing up an otherwise drab curriculum. At some point, free in-class Pizza was considered a big draw, featured heavily in a school’s name and Yellow Page ad.
But on the Internet? How funny could traffic safety possibly be? Well, maybe you’ve heard of a little comedy club called the Improv? Because the answer is: this funny (not affiliated with The Improv comedy club). Or maybe you enjoy the great comedians. You might want to check out GreatComediansTrafficSchool.com, with a traffic joke from Rita Rudner, right on the front page of the site! All I’m saying is if you thought traffic school on the web had to be about not laughing, you’re just plain wrong. But find your own pizza, fatty.
