![The Very Lonely Sandwich by Nicole Petroski [NOT A JOKE]
Once upon a time, there was a very lonely sandwich. It was made of two pieces of bread and a very very thin layer of low-fat butter.
The very lonely sandwich cried, “Oh me, oh my! I feel so empty inside!”
Nailed it.
I wrote the authors to see if I could order a copy, but for now it seems the book is only available in select retailers of Winnipeg, Regina and Saskatoon. Bummer. ”I would totally give these out as gag gifts,” declared the very lonely sandwich, reinforcing why he’s lonely in the first place.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/BUFg4AYaPhw4h8iigyVKKt1Ao1_500.jpg)
The Very Lonely Sandwich by Nicole Petroski [NOT A JOKE]
Once upon a time, there was a very lonely sandwich. It was made of two pieces of bread and a very very thin layer of low-fat butter.
The very lonely sandwich cried, “Oh me, oh my! I feel so empty inside!”
Nailed it.
I wrote the authors to see if I could order a copy, but for now it seems the book is only available in select retailers of Winnipeg, Regina and Saskatoon. Bummer. ”I would totally give these out as gag gifts,” declared the very lonely sandwich, reinforcing why he’s lonely in the first place.
