Pictured above: Armistead Snugg, Founder and Cozy High Leader of the BSS (Benificent Semicircle of Snuggies)
CultWatch: Snuggies
Here, a fleece of the Church’s younger Snuggies (“Snuggies”) are indoctrinated through the ritualistic roasting of pillow in a semicircle. After this, they’ll go down for a nap and a nestle. And then they will commit murder.
Members of the BSS must don their robes even during the ceremonial act of copulation, in which they must exchange fluids by coyly passing them in a thing under the robes, with the sole divine aim of forging a new cuddlebunny in the image of the Leader.
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