“Introducing Final Cut Pro X”
- Apple: Here's Final Cut Pro X.
- Editors: This is an outrage. Where is EDL? Where is OMF?! What have you done with XML?!
- Apple: Shut up, nerds. Here it is. It's the future.
- Editors: So help me God, I will switch to Adobe Premiere.
- Apple: You do that.
- Editors: That's it. I'm switching now. I am NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH.
- Apple: Enjoy.
- Editors: Here I go. Adobe Premiere. Here I go.
- Apple: Steve Jobs!
- THE END
