Meredith Salenger and Corey Feldman in “Dream a Little Dream” (1989)

No big deal, you guys, but Meredith Salenger (yes, that Meredith Salenger) just retweeted me. I didn’t even think she knew I existed. Totally hyperventilating right now.*

*Not really hyperventilating right now. Exaggerating for effect. I’m a grown man.

**Why is it every time Corey Feldman apes Michael Jackson it’s like he’s a yellow belt in a Michael Jackson class?

***Totally watching “A Night in the Life of Jimmy Reardon” (1988) right now. This movie stirred very early sexy feelings. Saw it with my grandma.

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