“Leaving Las Vegas” (1995)

The haunting retort that would become the rallying cry of a generation.

In fact, I wish more than anything for Ben Sanderson’s desperate turn of phrase to come back in a giant way. My dream, if you’ll allow me, is it takes over where “I’m mad as hell and i’m not going to take it anymore” and ”Don’t have a cow, man” have left us out in the cold for so many years.

Dad’s on your case about the yard work? “Maybe I shouldn’t breathe so much, Terri. Ha HAAAAAA!” Taxman bleeding you dry? “Maybe I shouldn’t breathe so much, Terri. Ha HAAAAAA!” Hygienist wants you using softer bristles? You know what to do.

Together, people. We can make this a thing.

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